Don't Slip Up

I had no accommodation for my portable TV
Because it killed all conversation only tuned to S4C
She was walking down the church aisle, she was dressed up in off-white
And so I called her on her mobile did not think it right
I told her
Don't slip up....

My concern at the reception and a toast to your good health
"You should love your crooked neighbour as you love your crooked self"
We were walking down the church aisle, tried to score some ultra white
So I called him on his mobile did not think it right
I told him
Don't slip up....

I got S4C on my TV